What do you call a microbiologist that has traveled to every country in the world? Bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." Neutrino replies, "Just passing through." I constantly push the envelope, but it stays stationary.Ī neutrino walks into a bar. The Mathematician: "If now exactly one person enters the house then it will be empty again." The Physicist: "The measurement wasn't accurate.". After a while they notice three persons coming out of the house. First they see two people going into the house. What did the nuclear physicist have for lunch?Ī Mathematician, a Biologist and a Physicist are sitting in a street cafe watching people going in and coming out of the house on the other side of the street. The past, the present, and the future walk into a bar. How dare you call yourself the 'God particle'?" The Higgs boson replies: "But I make up the mass." The priest says, "Get out, you blasphemer. I have a new theory on inertia but it doesn’t seem to be gaining momentum.Ī Higgs boson walks into a church. While collecting the check, the waitress asked him, "How did you like our burger, sir?"Īdam said, "Mmmeh! It was about average." The waitress beamed with joy and exclaimed, "You see! We are so true to our motto."īartender says “‘ey you, get outta here!” He asked the waitress, "Do you really serve the meanest burgers in town?" She said, "That's what our motto is, sir! And we are very true to it."Īdam ordered a hamburger and ate it. How should chemistry be studied? Periodically.Īdam went to Wimpy's Hamburger Restaurant. And those who don't.Ī photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. There are 10 kinds of people in this world. How do you organize a space party? You planet.
The pope says "What you doing here Higgs?" Higgs replies "You can't have mass without me!" Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak? The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent.ĭid you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero?
Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. I can’t put it down.Īrgon walks into a bar, bartender says "SCRAM! We don't serve Noble gasses!" Argon doesn't react. I’m reading a great book on anti-gravity. A neutron walked into a bar and asked, "How much for a drink?" The bartender replied, "For you, no charge."
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